Bro-fist to anyone else out there that has sent Jess Cooper a text. Simply clicking attending is for wimps, if you’re going to troll; troll hard.
I just texted her ‘Hey, what’s the situation on nibblies? I can bring some Doritos and maybe some dip.’
“My pimp has quite a few hoes. I know it’s an open party, but I thought I would get your okay before Big Daddy brings all his bitches along. :S”
Just sent “Clothes are optional, right?”
/texts
HAHAHA OMG i’m so gonna text this number right now.
LOLOLOLOOL
just texted “sup milf is it cool if i bring ma stripper pole? make some extra cash?” hahah
(Source: marxisforbros, via dirtylittlerave-deactivated2011)
